principalities 

A reason for choosing a particular course of action when other, clearly less selfish or stupid options were available to you at the time. Most often, these other options include not committing that particular act in the first place.

"Dude, why did you wipe your balls on my girlfriends face when she was sleeping?" "Principalities"

principalities by voltron99 September 5, 2005

Princibilities 

1)Ones strong moral convictions, often times extremely vulgar.

2)Anti-Global studies, but powerfully endorsing Christopher Columbus.

3)A style of selling certain illegal substances at good prices to make a profound profit. (“Three for an eighth, three for an eighth!”)

4)Acknowledging that it is not fair for someone to work for seven dollars an hour and “break there asses” while less intelligent unemployed kids sell drugs and make twenty dollars a bag.

5)The product of an inspirational drunken rant.

"It's mah princibilities son!"

Princibilities by Alger May 10, 2008