a small island found near the outer regions of croyden A.K.A the middle outer labia medura. it in fact, contains no dinosaurs, of any size, the population consists of one very round and hairy sunflower called mr bailey, but mind out for the large puddles of fondue (cheese) littered around the principality
'I'm Off To The Principality of Small Dinosaurs For A Week Or Two, Any Advice?'
'Watch Out For the Steaming Puddles of MElted Cheese, It Could Possibly Be Smegma
Bolo refuses to have a manly steak dinner with WallyB due to the Principality that WallyB is so Pussy Whipped with his Saggy that WallyB only wants to talk about Saggy over dinner.
A "micronation" that exists in Western Australia, and yet isn't recognized by the UN or the Australian government. They have their own legal system, currency, and leader, and diplomatic representation in over 33 different countries.
A reason for choosing a particular course of action when other, clearly less selfish or stupid options were available to you at the time. Most often, these other options include not committing that particular act in the first place.
"Dude, why did you wipe your balls on my girlfriends face when she was sleeping?" "Principalities"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.