Prezbyterian 

Da religion you hafta be if you wanna run for Commander-in-Chief.

They say dat you would be more likely to get elected President than win da lottery, so if I convert to Prezbyterianism, would dat better my chances of hitting da jackpot???

Prezbyterian by QuacksO April 14, 2020

Presbytarian High School

A place where nothing fucking happens. Shitty students, restrictions every where. People fighting because one person talk to their crushes, obsessed, I must say. Shitty sinks, upper secondary students smoking at lower levels, taps that never work, good water cooler though. Have money to buy ps5 but cant even fix the wall fans in classrooms.

DO NOT COME TO PRESBYTARIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!

Presbytarian High School by Sohai Kia August 22, 2021

Lake grove Presbyterian Church 

Lake Grove Presbyterian Church (LGPC), is one of the most known churches in Lake Oswego, Oregon, also known as Lake no-negro, Lake big-ego, and lots more. It includes a predominantly cis-het-white congregation, that if you do not agree with their views, you will be banished to the Methodist church down the road.

Player 1: What church do you go to?
Player 2: Lake Grove Presbyterian Church
Player 1: Oh, so you are a rich white asshole that drives a Tesla and you’re dads a lawyer?
Player 2: I feel attacked. Let me post this on my private story

Lake grove Presbyterian Church by 503.Portland.971 December 30, 2021

Presbyterian 

A denomination of the Protestant Christian religion, typically known as the service oriented denomination as well as one of the more liberal Christian denomination. Focus on predestination (belief that God has a predetermined plan for your life) and grace (God's free gift of love that one can not deserve and can not earn). All races, genders, sexualities, etc are welcome.

I got tired of my faith community being judgmental so I became Presbyterian.

Helping with the local soup kitchen was sponsored by First Presbyterian Church.

Presbyterian by acbrasvolleychick18.6 January 8, 2011

Christ Presbyterian Academy 

This is a small private school in Nashville, Tennessee. They have their own language that would remind you of a yound child's garble. They call it CPA Sarcasm.

Christ Presbyterian Academy Sarcasm:

"Oh, I twill/twon't."
"Mun"
"WAH"
"Speak."
"Gewd."
"Trams."

Christ Presbyterian Academy by 1234567890.. April 19, 2009

Kuo chuan Presbyterian Secondary school

A school located in the central area , having to compete with schools such as RI and CHS.

The rate of students going into that school is so low that the school has an affiliation of 200 points (20 for the new psle scoring system) in order to make sure every class has 30 students at least.

The students there are very friendly and caring, there are totally no mischievous people who jailbreak school pdlps or break classroom appliances.

Most of the teachers there are very friendly and caring, but some really cannot teach.For example,one of the teachers doesn't know how to write a capital Q properly while the other teaches mother tongue but uses English and talks about irrelevant stuff during lesson. Some are bias as well, some perverted.

The cca choices subject combinations are so limited that it is really called the budget school.

Kuo chuan Presbyterian Secondary school is a very good school inside out, or so I've heard. It is also the heart of our community.

Kuo chuan Presbyterian Secondary school by The almighty Alex September 19, 2021

High Presbyterian 

A rare breed of dog that generally rejects any concept of gender. It is distinguished by its small stature, usually brown in colour and very active. It sets itself apart from other breeds by its propensity to try and mate with small stuffed animals, regardless of any external assignment of gender.

In the 1990s the breed was often called a ‘Stoned Britany Spears,’ since Presbyterian is an anagram for ‘Britney Spears.’ That practice has declined along with Miss Spears cultural relevance and will likely follow her into her rightful place in the realm of obscurity.

My friend’s dog is what’s known as a ‘High Presbyterian’ ‘Abby,’ has a toy they call a ‘fuck dragon,’ although physically female, the dog is constantly trying to mate with small stuffed dragons.

High Presbyterian by jb4377 March 26, 2020