Presbyterian 

A denomination of the Protestant Christian religion, typically known as the service oriented denomination as well as one of the more liberal Christian denomination. Focus on predestination (belief that God has a predetermined plan for your life) and grace (God's free gift of love that one can not deserve and can not earn). All races, genders, sexualities, etc are welcome.

I got tired of my faith community being judgmental so I became Presbyterian.

Helping with the local soup kitchen was sponsored by First Presbyterian Church.

Presbyterian by acbrasvolleychick18.6 January 8, 2011

Presbyterian Church

The Jedi Order according to the Chinese translation of Episode III: ROTS aka Backstroke of the West

"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker

Presbyterian Church by Koriand'r August 3, 2005

Presbyterian joy 

NOUN:
1. The moment when one stops lamenting long enough to catch a breath.
2. Scotch whiskey, preferably single-malt.

"Shirley stopped whining just long enough for a bit of Presbyterian joy."
"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."

Presbyterian joy by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

presbyterian down 

An Jewish alternative to jew down, meaning to haggle down a price.

presbyterian down: She wanted $1500 a month for the tiny beachside studio apartment, but I presbyterianed her down to $1250.

presbyterian down by GlitterPony October 18, 2008

presbyterian school 

This is a private school in Houston, Texas. Very irrelevant kids go there, the girls there are not attractive. The boys are weird. These kids need help.

Guy 1: oh god, look its a presbe lesbe kid/ presbyterian school walking over here towards us.
Guy 2: Ewww hes a faggot and weird.

presbyterian school by shawtyhawty February 25, 2018

presbyterian church

the preservers of the faith of god that is all things preserved... ie born again ... mirical healing ... the list of all things preserved... they preserve also all humans rights to existance

the scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from the grim fate of death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights

presbyterian church by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

Presbyterian shower 

A sponge bath. Cleaning oneself using a basin
of water and a sponge or wash cloth. A wash
concentrating on cleaning the genitals and underarms.

His tiny apartment didn't have a bath tub, so he was forced to take a Presbyterian shower to get clean.

Presbyterian shower by mr_sandoz September 19, 2009