A denomination of the Protestant Christian religion, typically known as the service oriented denomination as well as one of the more liberal Christian denomination. Focus on predestination (belief that God has a predetermined plan for your life) and grace (God's free gift of love that one can not deserve and can not earn). All races, genders, sexualities, etc are welcome.
I got tired of my faith community being judgmental so I became Presbyterian.
Helping with the local soup kitchen was sponsored by First Presbyterian Church.
Helping with the local soup kitchen was sponsored by First Presbyterian Church.
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1. The moment when one stops lamenting long enough to catch a breath.
2. Scotch whiskey, preferably single-malt.
1. The moment when one stops lamenting long enough to catch a breath.
2. Scotch whiskey, preferably single-malt.
"Shirley stopped whining just long enough for a bit of Presbyterian joy."
"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."
"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."
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Guy 1: oh god, look its a presbe lesbe kid/ presbyterian school walking over here towards us.
Guy 2: Ewww hes a faggot and weird.
Guy 2: Ewww hes a faggot and weird.
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the scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from the grim fate of death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights
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of water and a sponge or wash cloth. A wash
concentrating on cleaning the genitals and underarms.
His tiny apartment didn't have a bath tub, so he was forced to take a Presbyterian shower to get clean.
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