presidentiable 

A person who can be President.

Obama and Clinton are both Presidentiable.

presidentiable by JSMataro February 11, 2008

Presidentiable 

One who is qualified to be president

Who among the Senators is Presidentiable? Obama? Clinton?

Presidentiable by JSMataro February 11, 2008

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

2016 presidential election by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

presidential alert 

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!

I just got a presidential alert!

presidential alert by Vormix October 3, 2018

Presidential Debate 

A shitshow with two kindergarteners who won’t stop pulling each other’s pigtails

Did you see the 2020 Presidential Debate last night? What the hell?!

Presidential Debate by Carl Azuz our God September 29, 2020

Presidential Bird Hunt 

When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.

Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.

Todd: Yeah, no problem.

Presidential Bird Hunt by Greyshades November 8, 2009