Prenip 

Any phrase that attempts to deny critical, negative, or offensive intentions but is always followed by a critical, offensive, or negative statement.

Examples of prenips:
"Not to be critical, but (list of criticisms begins)."
"Not to interrupt, but (interruption begins)."
"Not to dismiss your input, but (input dismissed)."
"Not to be sexist / racist, but (sexist or racist statements begin)."

Prenip by jongoloid January 6, 2010

prenap 

A nap before your actual nap

Sorry, I did not see your text I was prenapping!

prenap by cashd April 7, 2017

precipitous bowel syndrome 

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions

Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

precipitous bowel syndrome by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004

Precipical 

Something perfect, symmetrical, or amazing

That couple is so precipical for each other

Precipical by pincheBitch June 10, 2020

Pre-Nip

an agreement signed before a breast augmentation to ensure that the male buying the boobs gets reimbursed if the relationship ends

Before Marc paid for Nicole's boob job, he made her sign a pre-nip. He wanted to make sure he was getting to use the jugs for his entertainment and only his. If she rolls his ass, he gets the money back.

Pre-Nip by Haywood19 November 9, 2010

penipsoriasis

Penipsoriasis: skin condition that results from falling asleep at a party with one's shoes on and having penises drawn on one's face with sharpies that last into the next day or beyond.

Did you see Carl today? He's got a bad case of penipsoriasis after the party last night! Hope it clears up before work on Monday!

penipsoriasis by TheOneAndOnlyTalena August 1, 2011

Predrinking Prenap 

When you are in need of a nap before heading out for a night of partying. The nap before your predrink.

Not yet man I need a Predrinking Prenap

Predrinking Prenap by KatLeth October 29, 2010