I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.
by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021
Get the Premature Epackulation mug.A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.
Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 21, 2022
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