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Premature EleJaculation

The act of getting out of the elevator just because the door opens and not because you arrived at your selected floor.
Damn! Where am I? This is not my floor! I prematurelly elejaculated! It's a case of premature Elejaculation!
by King Of The Underworld June 10, 2011
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premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose
Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.
by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004
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premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 11, 2006
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premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.
by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
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Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution
by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004
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premature ejaculation

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed
BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master
by Drue B December 26, 2006
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Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing
by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
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