Premaditated 

When someone is Premad at you and starts taking it out on you before you even make them mad.

Jack: “Bae was flipping me off and getting upset with me yesterday and it was before I even called her a seaplane it was completely Premaditated!”

Premaditated by Jackaranda January 30, 2022

premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011

premeditated self-defense 

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

premeditated self-defense by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

premeditated shit 

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

premeditated shit by Max O. June 17, 2009

Premeditated Retardation 

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

Premeditated Retardation by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

prematated 

(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.

Likely from "premature" + "mutated".

First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.

"Don't be smokin' crack and drinkin' 'cause you'll have them prematated babies."

"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."

"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."

prematated by clevtrou July 2, 2009

Premeditated Wanking 

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

Premeditated Wanking by nubcake October 16, 2006