Premaditated
Jack: “Bae was flipping me off and getting upset with me yesterday and it was before I even called her a seaplane it was completely Premaditated!”
Premaditated by Jackaranda January 30, 2022
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premedicated murder
Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.
Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.
Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011
premeditated self-defense
Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.
Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.
premeditated self-defense by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022
premeditated shit
a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place
Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.
Dude 2: Dude that was me!
Dude 2: Dude that was me!
premeditated shit by Max O. June 17, 2009
Premeditated Retardation
The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.
Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.
Premeditated Retardation by Psycho-J November 23, 2004
prematated
(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.
Likely from "premature" + "mutated".
First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.
Likely from "premature" + "mutated".
First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.
"Don't be smokin' crack and drinkin' 'cause you'll have them prematated babies."
"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."
"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."
"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."
"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."
prematated by clevtrou July 2, 2009
Premeditated Wanking
Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.
"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"
Premeditated Wanking by nubcake October 16, 2006
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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