prematated 

(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.

Likely from "premature" + "mutated".

First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.

"Don't be smokin' crack and drinkin' 'cause you'll have them prematated babies."

"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."

"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."

prematated by clevtrou July 2, 2009

Premaditated 

When someone is Premad at you and starts taking it out on you before you even make them mad.

Jack: “Bae was flipping me off and getting upset with me yesterday and it was before I even called her a seaplane it was completely Premaditated!”

Premaditated by Jackaranda January 30, 2022

Premabaked 

Premabaked is a sexy viking who smokes Odin's cabbage and gets shmickity shmacked

"I love that sexy motherfucker Premabaked, but i hate him for getting all the bitches"

Premabaked by thatyoinkysploinky May 13, 2024