Prehensile

Once used to describe an object that grasps like a tail, this is now used much like the word "Smuf" (as a noun, verb, adjective and so on). It is also commonly used as a substitute word in colloquial phrases.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the prehensile.

I do not com-prehensile this concept.
by myownshuriken February 06, 2010
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I saw this chick pick up a dildo with her tits! They must be prehensile
by PrehensileCock October 14, 2004
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prehensile

the ability to grab an object
elephants have prehensile cocks
by piss down ur chimney 16 March 16, 2005
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prehensile clitoris

a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC
it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.
by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003
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Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
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prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
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Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
by Philo T. Farnsworth November 02, 2014
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