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preadolescence 

preadolescence is a Bedwars player from a Minecraft server called "The Hypixel Network". He is known for not taking any knock back (which is something that players take when they are attacked by other players, which knocks them backwards), and then proceeding to call everyone who does not take any a "Fat Cunt" or an "Aids Player". One important thing to note is that not taking knock back is technically CHEATING in the game, as you have to implement blacklisted changes to your game to give yourself an unfair advantage. preadolescence is known for cheating in this way, and in many other ways in the game. What make this ironic is that he deals fifteen times the normal amount of knock back to other players, and becomes a massive hypocrite when other players either get lucky by not taking any from one hit, are lagging due to their internet, or cheating by calling them the names specified above.

preadolescence went undetected for years, but then got banned from Hypixel, after being a hypocrite, for months.

preadolescence is not only known for hiding the fact that he cheats in Minecraft Bedwars, but he is also known for many other things by his peers. For example, preadolescence calls everyone the "CEO Of Slow" When they do not log onto Discord, or Minecraft the second he pings them or asks them to get on. However, when his friends ping him, he takes hours, if not days to respond, and then proceeds to call his FRIENDS the CEO Of Slow.
Who was the guy who got banned for cheating who says he didn't cheat? Oh. It's preadolescence.

Who was that guy who clowned me for dating this girl I actually love online but is actually dating an underaged e-girl now? Of course it's preadolescence.

Friend: preadolescence, get your sorry ass on the server you haven't responded for 10 hours!
preadolescence: OMMMMMM YOU ARE THE CEO OF SLOW UR AIDS SO FATTTTTT

Who is that guy who gets carried in Bedwars even though he cheats his balls off, and sucks at cheating? Ah! Preadolescence!

Some famous quotes of preadolescence are:
OMMMMMM (which means OHHHH MYYYYYY)
TAKE KB U WHORE
WHY U HAVE ENDSTONE (A block used to defend your bed, which is your respawn token in Bedwars)
CEO OF SLOW
WASTE OF ++ MANIA (A rank enabling you to nickname on Hypixel, so you do not get targeted)
BUY ME ++ (Because he is greedy and won't buy it for himself)
GIVE ME SKYBLOCK LOOT (Another mini game on Hypixel, it further shows his greed)
HE SPENT ALL THE LOOT
GIVE ME IRON ARMOR
IM BRINGING BACK DIAMONDS
THIS GUY FUCKIN FAT AS SHIT (Calls people who do not take Knockback this)
NICE DOWNSTACK (Downstacks require an auto clicker to do, which preadolescence uses himself. It is also a cheat)
SO FATTTT
ITS NOT FORTNITE STOP BUILDING UP
THE N WORD (Except he says the real thing)
THESE GUYS ARE AIDS
NICE SPLITTTTTTTTTT
preadolescence by OMMMMMM June 21, 2021

Pregator 

A overly possessive girl that seeks (or hunts) a guy (or prey) and gets pregnant from him just so she can use it as an excuse to stay with (or keep) him forever. Sometimes, the target male doesn't necessarily have to be the child's father.
Bob: Man, Hilary is so hot and awesome and I think she likes me, I'm totally going for it.
David: Dude, you gotta be careful around her, she's a total pregator.
Pregator by medicalmechanica October 23, 2012

pregorexia

The state of being extremely skinny to the point of being nearly anorexic when pregnant.

This trend became popular after startling images of Nicole Kidman and Nicole Richie surfaced, as they both looked as if they gained only the weight of their babies...

But in their desire to remain on the fashion radar, pregorexics risk their health and that of their unborn child.

It's a phenomenon that's being fuelled by the growth in designer pregnancy wear.

This "state of being" has a name that belongs to one of many buzzwords that make a serious deadly illness sound totally trendy
Milla: Did you see those pictures of angelina holding those babies?
Christina: I did! Does she EVER eat?
Milla: probably not, she has been diagnosed with pregorexia
Christina: I bet you're jealous...
pregorexia by g-diggity October 21, 2008

pregator 

A woman who gets pregnant to trap a man into eighteen years of slavery.
Did you hear about Frank? His girlfriend got knocked up when she thought he was going to leave her. She is such a pregator!
pregator by blankford May 1, 2010

El Presador 

The name for a white man who sounds like a black man. Also a guy who has entertaining gaming commentaries on YouTube
"Look at that dumbass"
"Beastin'"
"I could write a fucking novel in the time it takes this motherfucker to reload "

---Yep, thats El Presador
El Presador by CodexRios December 3, 2010

pregnorexic 

A contraction of the words pregnant and anorexic referring to:

1 A woman that, despite being several months into pregnancy has not gained any wieght.

2 A condition usually experienced by slim women who refuse to eat in order to hide being pregnant for as long as possible.
Girl 1 : "Jen is 7 months pregnant and she doesn't even show yet!"
Giel 2 : "No kidding, she's pregnorexic. I mean, she acutally lost 10 pounds!"
pregnorexic by Nullpersona January 13, 2008