The belief that God has already made the decisions we are faced with, therefore free will becomes controlled. It may be seen that the fact is we already have made the choice, but need to understand it. Examples of this are shown immaturely in the 'matrix reloaded'
by DragonTail January 8, 2005
Belief started by John Calvin that God has already decided everything that happens beforehand and nothing we do can change it. To put it simply the absence of free will.
Jimmy-Jimmy tried to altar predestination by not going to school one day, but God already knew he planed to do it.
by WindWaker68 May 2, 2004
The theory held by some religious beliefs that God decided at your birth whether you will go to Heaven or Hell and you have no control over it.
by The Ugly One February 28, 2004
1) A prestigious and insanely expensive academy for destinies of all races, creeds and preference to snack foods (Excluding, of course, snack foods of yogurt descent) Where the happy little abstract concepts can learn of their fundamentally flawed and tired existence.
2) The poorly serreptitious excuse for being behind every shit fed romantic comedy.
2) The poorly serreptitious excuse for being behind every shit fed romantic comedy.
1. The predestined school for ideas and conjecture is the leading institution for metric fuckloads of useless information.
2. "We are predestined for romance!" says the female actor, struggling to hold on to the belief that she will ever be worth anything more to the type of man she wants other than a wet, warm hole.
"Indeed." Says the male actor, losing part of his soul and most of his dignity at this horrific role but slightly assuaged by the fact that he has a ninety per cent chance of banging his co-star.
2. "We are predestined for romance!" says the female actor, struggling to hold on to the belief that she will ever be worth anything more to the type of man she wants other than a wet, warm hole.
"Indeed." Says the male actor, losing part of his soul and most of his dignity at this horrific role but slightly assuaged by the fact that he has a ninety per cent chance of banging his co-star.
by Calmcapsaicin January 4, 2011
by the musical memes February 27, 2019
It's a simple movie. Basically, the lady takes her own virginity, and gives birth to herself, hence, being her own parents. She loves herself and misses her boyfriend (who btw is again the lady who started it all). She meets some random time travelling geek (who again, is the same lady). They try to stop a person who is gonna commit some crime. And guess what? The criminal is also her. See..... Simple!
Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!
Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!
Man #1: Dude did you watch Predestination (2014)
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!
by AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken :( January 6, 2021
Thanks to derived artificial predestination, Chad never really had a choice but to end up working for his father's textile company.
by Nate L. March 31, 2008