Pre-def

A fart. Short for 'pre-defecation'.

"You think I like working in this stifling skunk mascot costume, covered in sweat and smelling my own pre-def!?"
(from skit showThe Dessert)

Pre-def by WinkLinkletter July 13, 2023

Pre-Defense 

the feeling of preparing yourself for a discussion or an argument. You make sure that every fact, opinion or point that you want to make gets across exactly how you would want it to if you were actually saying it to someone in person. It makes you feel as if you "won" the argument or got your point across successfully because you actually thought it out, when in reality all you did was go over what you said to yourself in the shower, in the mirror, or even to your mom. Most people get this feeling when they know or feel as though they are about to get into an argument or if they feel heavily about a topic they already know what they want to say. Usually when it gets to the argument or the discussion most people forget what they "planned" to say and just start speaking without thinking about what they already thought about.

My roommate had a pre-defense to her and her boyfriend's argument.

Pre-Defense by Ccrobin August 30, 2018

Pre-Self Defence 

The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.

Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes

Pre-Self Defence by James Frost February 20, 2011

Predefend 

To put in a defence before you have been accused of something.

Often a sign of guilt regarding the thing for which you are being accused.

I knew Person A would tell Person B about (incident for which you are to blame), so I text Person B in advance to predefend myself.

Predefend by Anne On October 23, 2010

Predefinary jintidis 

An excuse to stay home

(If they ask say it is when you get multiple diseases at once and the doctor doesn’t know what all of them mean)

Nah I can’t im sorry I have Predefinary jintidis

Predefinary jintidis by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019