A clear, slightly gooey fluid produced by the bulbourethral glands (namely the cowpers gland) in human males. The fluid serves to lubricate and de-acidify the urethra for the impending deluge of semen. Also serves to remove any "foreign matter" from the urethra. Can carry residual sperm from recent ejaculations.
Michelle spit out Jasons pre cum because it tasted like piss.
Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.
When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.
W: we should use a condom.
M: no, we don't have to until the end.
W: doesn't pre-cum have sperm?
M: no it's some juice that makes your dick pipe smooth.
W: bye.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.