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Describes the time period before the Covid-19 pandemic.
“Man, I miss the old days.”

Yeah Pre-C was dope. Didn’t know what we had.”
Pre-C by ezOak September 21, 2020
“The Before Times” takes too long to say.

“Pre-C” stands for “previous to the coronavirus” or “before the coronavirus” or “pre-coronavirus” depending on who you ask.

Think, 2010’s era action movie...

Can you hear Bruce Willis’ voice saying “I was a carpenter... pre-C and then everything was taken from me” just before he gets on a motorcycle?!

coined by @strikeslipmusic aka Daniel. make me famous pls, also I love you, and I hope you’re staying safe.
Pre-C I was a bartender... I loved talking to my regulars.

Hey remember pre-C when celebrities were relevant?

The final days of the US being a superpower we’re pre-C, and then China and Russia took over.
pre-C by strikeslipmusic May 12, 2020

Ketchup pre-cum 

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.
aww dude! i just put ketchup pre-cum all over my hotdog!
Ketchup pre-cum by vPeter February 12, 2013

Pre-Calculus 

The most fucked up class in mathematics, designed to make students hate higher level math before they even get to it. Combines concepts from algebra, trigonometry, geometry, and every lower level denomination of math into a confusing clusterfuck of topics that has no correlation with Calculus- and doesn't even introduce the derivative. Forces students to memorize about 50 different formulas and be able to call them to attention on demand. To name a few; quadratic formula, slope intercept formula, point slope formula, completing the square formula, partial fraction decomposition formula, midpoint formula, factoring by grouping, distance formula, Pythagorean formula, and many more. This course should not exist.
"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"
Pre-Calculus by AfghanPanther September 25, 2018

pre-clench 

Definition: When a rape victim has clenched their butt before the rapist has a chance to penetrate them.
Example Sentence:

Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"

mustard pre-cum 

The clear liquid that dribbles out before the mustard when you squeeze the bottle. This usually happens when the mustard sits for a long period of time.
Gross, I just got mustard pre-cum on my sandwich.