pre-cougar

A woman who is in her 20s to early 30s and is interested in younger men. She may or may not be interested in keeping them as a boyfriend.

Wow, did you see her hustle that 18 year old boy outside the club last night? She's definitely a pre-cougar at 26.

pre-cougar by Liz McLaren September 11, 2007

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Pre-Cougar

The brief period of time in a woman's life between young adulthood, and cougarhood.

Wow, look at her, she's a cougar. Well, not actually, she's more of a pre-cougar.

Pre-Cougar by T. Linnemann April 8, 2009

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Pre Cougar

Pre Cougar is a hot chick between 32 - 34 that dates younger men. A women working on here cougar game so she can hit the ground running when she hits cougar status

The minor league for upcoming cougar super stars

Guy 1: How old is that Brady McElaney chick.
Guy 2: Like 33
Guy 1: Man she is such a pre cougar

Pre Cougar by Zturner68 October 13, 2011

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pre-cougar syndrome

A woman in her late 20's to early 30's who is starting to yearn for the taste of yummy young 18 to 23 year old men. She is willing to do anything to them with no strings attached. When her much older husband or boyfriend pisses her off, her inward craving is intensified by wanting to try something new and exciting. This is nothing serious, just something to satisfy her appetite. She can have as many morsels as she pleases; if they get their hearts or backs broken, its not her fault. Beware!

Look at the way she is staring at me, she looks like she wants to jump my bones! She is almost thirty, and I am barely legal! Okay! She definately has pre-cougar syndrome.

pre-cougar syndrome by Tecniq November 30, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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