Prayge 

PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY

Prayge for clix to qual for fncs

Prayge by Breateh July 20, 2023

Prage

n.

The combination of the words pain & rage. Used when the two emotions are one in the same.

Girl: I just disowned my parents last week out of prage.
Guy or Something: wow, for reals?
Girl: Yessir. I was feeling painful & enraged, so...

Prage by Clifwith1f August 14, 2009

Pragein

Pragein is a guy who likes to eat frogs in his free time. He may act like he doesn't eat those chubby little amphibians around others, but he DOES. People also call him 'Porgagein'. He also likes sitting on chairs. Other ways to determine whether or not a person is a Porgagein is to check if they:

1. Eat applesauce (and feed some to their pet frog, before eating it).

2. Drink liquidized gerbil feces from their water bottles.

3. Sniff books from the library (mostly the ones with yellow pages).

4.Responds to ‘Porgagein’

Remember. If you find out that someone is a Porgagein, make sure to spread the news ASAP. Very important.

random guy: Hey fellow human! Do you like eating frogs?
guy: No…
random guy: Do you LOVE to sit on chairs?
guy: I mean, I guess…

random guy: Hello Porgagein!
guy: Huh?
random guy: YOU’RE A PRAGEIN! *throws a Pokeball*

Pragein by cockmoment October 29, 2019

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Prayer Marination 

A period of time when people commune together in prayer and worship and are immersed in the activity.

God definitely healed me at UnChapel after all that prayer marination last night.

Prayer Marination by sebkh3192 September 25, 2012

Worship and Prayers 

The excuse to use when someone asks what does wap mean

Person 1: ¨What does WAP mean¨
Person 2: ¨It means Worship and Prayers¨
Person 1: ¨Oh, ok¨

Worship and Prayers by nanceshipper xoxo October 5, 2020

The Beer's Prayer 

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

The Beer's Prayer by BCOOK March 3, 2010