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pray to the porcelain god 

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.
pray to the porcelain god by bisque October 26, 2010

pray to buddha 

I can't wait to pray to buddha after school. I wanna be religious and get spiritual with my other buddha boys
pray to buddha by buddhaBoyz May 24, 2009

Pray to the guessing gods 

It's when you've studied to the point of exhaustion

The Last desperate plea for recall memory and a little extra help from the guessing gods to be on your side for choosing the right answers come test day
I've done all I can do. Now it's time to pray to the guessing gods

pray to Jesus shits 

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus
Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits

Pray to Kray 

An underground cult expression used by fans of Black Kray (aka Sickboyrari), founder of Goth Money Records and pioneer of the cloud rap aesthetic.
It represents devotion, respect, and worship of his unique vibe — dark, romantic, ethereal, and fashionably nihilistic.
It’s not about actual religion — it’s about a mindset, a frequency, a lifestyle.
What’s on ur headphones?

Black kray. He has such a good songs
Yo I live kray. Pray to Kray
Pray to Kray by dreamsa June 23, 2025

Pray To Play

Videogame server that's slow and difficult to join, even if you have access to enter, usually due to having too many players at once or crashing constantly.
-2b2t is so pray to play even with priority queue, it takes way too long.
-Polytoria is too damn laggy, it's quite pray to play
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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