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A man who loves to talk, tell stories, and blab all day. He is a lover of cats, war, his wife, daughter, and glasses.

A teacher with a fat belly that has cat food filled with it.

A person who is a tush, like Pratuch.
Yo, that man is so Pratuch, lets kick his ass.

Stop being such a pratuch, we are sick of your voice.
Pratuch by Smokingweedallday April 26, 2011
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terry pratchett 

The best author in the world, hands down. He is the author off the awesome books in the "Wee Free Men" trilogy, as well as the Discworld series.
"...had plenty of room for him to grow, on the assumption that he would grow into a nineteen-legged elephant. ..." -Mort by Terry Pratchett
terry pratchett by Niqi Badaro September 14, 2007
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Terry Pratchett 

Despite being one of the funniest writers alive, and having a nearly unsurpassed level of creative genius, this man is *still* largely underrated as one of England's most brilliant writers, with writers like J.K. Rowling walking away with the most fame and recognition for books that are, in comparison to the Discworld novels, overrated piles of crap. There's nothing in Terry Pratchett's works that could make me keep a straight face- EVER, and each novel is utterly hilarious in a well-worded, balanced fashion that conveys a distinctive style of British humour that's become Terry Pratchett's style. The man might be coming along in his years, but he's shown NO signs of slowing down over the years... hilarious, creative, witty, and able to write novels that're both clever and compelling without overdoing humour or storyline. That's the true essence of Pratchett's genius; not just being funny, but keeping readers involved in the book rather then the jokes alone.

Pick up one of his novels and give yourself a laugh. If you find yourself reading through at least a single chapter and can't laugh at least ONCE, you're in need of some serious psychological assistance.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set fire to the man and he's warm for the rest of his life." ~ Jingo, another of Terry Pratchett's more well-known novels.
Terry Pratchett by Alhadis July 31, 2008

Terry Pratchett 

The best selling author still alive in England. Famous for his discworld series.
He lives behind his keyboard in Wiltshire, trying desperately to respond to his fan-mail
Terry Pratchett by Schteen May 22, 2003
Pratichi is derived from a word meaning 'west'. They have an enthusiastic and happy spirit that makes them great fun to be around. Cheerful and open-minded, they also often have a great sense of humour. Literature, music, and art bring what they most desire. They are a social butterfly.
Pratichi means the direction west
Pratichi by MINHOSTHIGHS September 20, 2020

terry pratchett 

The(second) best selling author still alive in England. Famous for his discworld series.

Second because of the rise of JK Rowling and her dull Harry Potter books.

Pratchett rocks.
The grim reaper gets drunk and has his horse stolen : it must be Terry Pratchett
terry pratchett by oddsocks June 30, 2004

Pratchett Point 

When you realize that staying at your day job causes you to make less money than if you quit.

Coined by Randall Munroe, of xkcd fame, regarding such a realization by Terry Pratchett.
Terry Pratchett quit his job as a press officer for the Central Electricity Generating Board when he reached his Pratchett Point with writing full time.
Pratchett Point by Jewbot9000 August 8, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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