The best author in the world, hands down. He is the author off the awesome books in the "Wee Free Men" trilogy, as well as the Discworld series.
"...had plenty of room for him to grow, on the assumption that he would grow into a nineteen-legged elephant. ..." -Mort by Terry Pratchett
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Someone, usually a girl, usually blonde, who is pretty but rather stupid. Sarah Sanderson in the movie Hocus Pocus is a prime example.
Friend: "OMG! Sarah Sanderson is, like, my idol!
Me: She's such a ditz, though.