An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.
*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA
Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburghdate!"
Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"
A lonely stand alonetoilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.
I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massive windy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.
A resident of Pittsburgh, PA who has a high likelihood of being born from inbred bloodlines, as the Western part of Pennsylvania is in the heart of Appalachia. Appalachia is known for extreme poverty, low IQ, poor hygiene, and inbreeding with close blood relatives.
I'm going to have to stay in my hotel tonight where its safe so I can stay away from the inbred Pittsburgh residents. I don't want to come in contact with those people, I don't want to catch a disease or lower my IQ.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*