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Pretendance
Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.
Pretendance by jester66 March 5, 2013
Word of the Day on May 24, 2024
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pretendation
(taken from a real MSN conversation)
Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.
Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!
Me: Sure.....
Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.
Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!
Me: Sure.....
pretendation by coolbeans June 12, 2008
pretenda-hoe
girl who acts like she likes to take or suck alot of cock and misleads many guys into thinking so. (prude hoe)
That girlsleeps in many guys beds but sucks/fucks none of them, what a pretenda-hoe. I hate girls that give rub downs and nothing further; they are such pretenda-hoes.
pretenda-hoe by Shark River Boys November 3, 2009
pretendian
I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.
pretendian by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007
Word of the Day on June 16, 2025
Pretendual Transmission
When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.
"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."
Pretendual Transmission by DollarReel March 6, 2010
Pretendafriend
(insert someone lame here) is such a pretendafriend because she only calls me when she runs out of money. Bitch!
Pretendafriend by THATgirl1986 January 5, 2011
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