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Pretendance

Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.
Rick had perfect pretendance at the weekly sales meetings this month.
Pretendance by jester66 March 5, 2013

pretendation 

my friend made up this word, it means the state of pretending something.
(taken from a real MSN conversation)

Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.

Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!

Me: Sure.....
pretendation by coolbeans June 12, 2008

pretenda-hoe 

girl who acts like she likes to take or suck alot of cock and misleads many guys into thinking so. (prude hoe)
That girlsleeps in many guys beds but sucks/fucks none of them, what a pretenda-hoe. I hate girls that give rub downs and nothing further; they are such pretenda-hoes.
pretenda-hoe by Shark River Boys November 3, 2009

pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.
I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.
pretendian by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007

Pretendual Transmission

When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.
"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."

Pretendafriend 

a person who only wants to be your friend when they need something or you are their last resort.
(insert someone lame here) is such a pretendafriend because she only calls me when she runs out of money. Bitch!
Pretendafriend by THATgirl1986 January 5, 2011