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Pronablentian
Pronablentian by Inspire_squidward October 9, 2012
planeable
something that has no risk to cause harm or an attitude that is totally unoffensive. ( safe to use an an airplane )
remember, when you're in court, stay plainable so the judge dont get all twisted.
airport security took my lighter, guess it wasnt planeable- but i got matches.
airport security took my lighter, guess it wasnt planeable- but i got matches.
planeable by travis bailey November 9, 2006
Prankcaller
Everybody has fallen victim of this vermin, they tormented you in any point in your life. They are classified as such:
1- A disgrunted company employee, who relieves his/her stress by cursing his/her employeers after a day of humiliation, through the phone. Such individual can't afford to lose his/her job for cursing a douchebag in person.
2- Some 17yr kid, understandable
3- Some 34yr loser who still lives with his parents and pranks old people, young people and whoever gets in his mind. They usually do this, in a Saturday night, because they got no life. The cure for this type of scum is calling them back, when unexpected and prank call them, use a lot of profanity, for more results, at the end when they ask you "who are you?" mention that you are the one who is banging their girlfriend.
1- A disgrunted company employee, who relieves his/her stress by cursing his/her employeers after a day of humiliation, through the phone. Such individual can't afford to lose his/her job for cursing a douchebag in person.
2- Some 17yr kid, understandable
3- Some 34yr loser who still lives with his parents and pranks old people, young people and whoever gets in his mind. They usually do this, in a Saturday night, because they got no life. The cure for this type of scum is calling them back, when unexpected and prank call them, use a lot of profanity, for more results, at the end when they ask you "who are you?" mention that you are the one who is banging their girlfriend.
Cool dude/gal: Yo
Asshole Prankcaller: Yeah, Is this ...........
Cool dude/gal:Yeah
Asshole: you had been schedule to an interview at the train stop, come tomorrow, you are gonna see a lot of people at the interview. " after they hang up" jajajajajaja that dude/gal is an asshole.
Cool dude/gal: Im one get him... cool dude/gal finds out the asshole.
3 days later
Jamaican man hired by cool dude/gal: Yo is this ( asshole name)
Asshole: Yes
Jamaican man: Ya bumboclaat, pussyclaat, rassclaat!!!!
Asshole: who you??
Jamaican man: Ya a big pussyhole, stop calling my bloodclaat phone ya hear, or Im gonna fuck you up!!!!
Asshole: "scared" who you??? who you??? OMG How did u get this number??
Jamaican Man: Ya wanna know who I am?? Im fucking your girlfriend, mothafucka, thats who I am
Asshole: Fuck You
Asshole stops calling, everybody is happy ever after
Asshole Prankcaller: Yeah, Is this ...........
Cool dude/gal:Yeah
Asshole: you had been schedule to an interview at the train stop, come tomorrow, you are gonna see a lot of people at the interview. " after they hang up" jajajajajaja that dude/gal is an asshole.
Cool dude/gal: Im one get him... cool dude/gal finds out the asshole.
3 days later
Jamaican man hired by cool dude/gal: Yo is this ( asshole name)
Asshole: Yes
Jamaican man: Ya bumboclaat, pussyclaat, rassclaat!!!!
Asshole: who you??
Jamaican man: Ya a big pussyhole, stop calling my bloodclaat phone ya hear, or Im gonna fuck you up!!!!
Asshole: "scared" who you??? who you??? OMG How did u get this number??
Jamaican Man: Ya wanna know who I am?? Im fucking your girlfriend, mothafucka, thats who I am
Asshole: Fuck You
Asshole stops calling, everybody is happy ever after
Prankcaller by Overlord3231988 July 7, 2011
Plankable
Plankable by Tawnalicious August 12, 2011
Prickable Dick
The ultimate asshole. Scholars estimate that the word was founded by Sir Isaac Newton shortly after he discovered gravity. It is made from 2 basic words, prickable, and dick. In the 1700’s these words were branded on people’s faces when they did something that would make them to be the ultimate dick. Today it is used to describe someone who is constantly a fat asshole.
"What the f**k! Who keeps leaving the peanut butter open downstairs?"
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."
Prickable Dick by Big rig nig February 18, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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