practive 

When you say you will practice, but don't. And then make up some lame excuse why you didn't practice. But if you don't wanna lie, say you practived.

Teacher: Did you study?
Student: Sure, I practived a lot!

practive by RANDOMPERSON!!!!!! April 12, 2010

Practive 

You fucking idiot you spelled practice wrong. You absolute bafoon. You excuse of a human being. You need to practive the English dictionary you fucking moron.

Kyle- "want to go to soccer practive with me?"
Greg- "you dumbass you spelled practice wrong."

Practive by t(*w*t) November 7, 2019

Target Practive 

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

Target Practive by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

Practise and N Joy 

Term used by DJs: The two things you need to keep in mind when you are learning the art of DJing.
The catchphrase of Johnathon Lewis, aka 'ellaskins' aka the DJ Tutor.
It has been used by many top DJs, including Grandmaster Flash

So here are the Magic Words from the Legend of Youtube (ellaskins): Practise and N Joy

If you want to be any good, practise, practise, practise, and N Joy

Practise and N Joy by sloth242 May 20, 2009

practice banana 

Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.

What? You've never given any? Let's go to the store and grab some practice bananas then.

practice banana by Psylicide December 9, 2008

Practice what you preach

Follow your own damn advice!

When a woman's Facebook post talks about respecting yourself to leave a man who cheats....yet she is sexting another woman's man....tell this bitch to, "Practice what you preach!"

Practice what you preach by Hbmom0106 July 6, 2016

CHOIR PRACTICE 

Used in Law Enforcement, Police etc. to indicate to fellow co-workers that they will be meeting after the shift to indulge in some liquid refreshments. (May even be stated over the car radios to alert the entire shift)

"Meet you after work, choir practice tonight"

CHOIR PRACTICE by Jim L (NFPD, RETIRED) September 16, 2007