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PowerGoolo 

The almost mythical combination of Powerade, Goon and Solo. PowerGoolo, often referred to as "The Nectar of the Gods" unites the restorative, hangover busting qualities of Powerade, with the refreshingly intoxicating characteristics of Goolo.

Powergoolo: Hydrate, Inebriate, Procreate, Don't Wait!
"Drinking PowerGoolo is a religious experience of such wonder I'll be recommending that it be named as the new Holy Trinity" - Pope Benedict XVI

Bloke 1: Sorry mate I can't come to the cricket on Friday I have a job interview the next day.
Bloke 2: Don't worry they're serving PowerGoolo, you'll probably do better at your interview for it. As long as you're quads aren't too sore from all the babes you'll be getting.
PowerGoolo by Gooooloooo April 4, 2011

iranian powerdrill 

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute
"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"
iranian powerdrill by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

powerviolence 

An awesome form of music. (or Noise)
Influenced from punk and thrash.
Loud and fast as fuck, extremely difficult to understand.

Some powerviolence bands:
Charles Bronson, Anti-Christ Demon Core, Spazz, Capitalist Casualties, Infest, Fuck on the Beach, Scholastic Deth, Sylvester Staline, What Happens Next?, etc.
powerviolence by HP Morton April 11, 2006
Highly attractive mother figure in a position of power / responsibility
Sarah Palin is an excellent example of a powermilf
Powermilf by ronenige November 16, 2009

powergraph 

A paragraph that is so well written, impactful, and riddled with power words, creating a powergraph.
"iPhone 5c is beautifully, unapologetically plastic, the better to bring its five decidedly uncommon colors to life. Beneath the smooth surface of the seamless outer shell, a steel-reinforced frame provides structural integrity. So iPhone 5c feels reassuringly solid in your hand." - Bro! Did you listen to that stumpypants speak!? He had a powergraph!
powergraph by evol1knobi September 13, 2013

Power Girl 

A DC Comics character. Origionally the cousin of Earth-2's Superman, she is quite possibly one of characters who got most screwed-over after crisis. To keep Earth-1's Superman the ONLY survivor of Krypton, they gave her various random pasts, including one where she was from Atlantis which somehow led to her having a miraculous virgin birth.

Thankfully, with Infinite Crisis, she has recieved her old history back with the expectation of at least a temproary return of the multi-verse. She also has very *ahem*ample*ahem* assets along with a strategically placed hole that, if any bigger, would reveal more than allowed.
*From "JSA CLASSIFIED #2"*:

Power Girl (talking with Superman): People always ask me why I have this hole right here. They think I'm showing off...or just being lewd. But the first time I made this costume, I wanted a symbol like you.

I just...I couldn't think of anything. I thought, eventually, I'd figure it out. And close the hole.

But I haven't.