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Power date

With everyone lacking time for anything outside of work resembling an actual social life many take what’s called a powerdate. Not unsimilar to a power nap the power date takes a traditional date and compounds into one short sweet but unfulfilling chance to get to minimally spend time with someone.
hey Jess what are you doing for lunch? I’m not taking a lunch I have a brief I have to get through and fit in a ten minute power date with Paul before my scheduled panic attack at 1.
Power date by Kpepper September 28, 2018
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Powerbate 

The act of masturbating furiosly in attempt to gain fast orgasming action
"and so Wilitus Powerbate till the end of the world"
Powerbate by Wilitus March 3, 2005

Powerhate 

Synonym to Haterade. Term used to point out a hater.
Iran has been sippin' that Powerhate for a while now.

Why you gotta be like that? You sippin' that Powerhate or what?
Powerhate by SuperMail July 14, 2009

Powerbate 

To masturbate quickly to get it over with quick
I have to powerbate in the bathroom so i'm not late to my next class

masturbate jakcking off jilling off
Powerbate by Yomama69-_0 May 13, 2013

Powerbate 

The act of ferociously masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho.” Using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.
Jim, I’m totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, I just need to send the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick. After all, it is bikini season.
Powerbate by powerbater September 21, 2010

Powerbate 

To masturbate furiously.
"Damn that girl gave me a major hard on, now I have to go home and powerbate."
Powerbate by CarbonCopy May 13, 2005

powermate 

To have rough and/or furious sex.
My girl and I were at the club and we both got so horny that we went to the public washroom to powermate.
powermate by CarbonCopy June 22, 2005