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pound that vag 

(1) Refers to a sexual act in which the guy pounds the vagina like a jackhammer. The pounding must be fierce and violent leaving said vagina in shreds.

(2) A sexual act in which one literally pounds the vagina of another with one's fist. This often results in minor loss of blood on the part of the one begin pounded.
Tom: Hey did you hook up with Watermelondra last night?
Matt: I totally pounded that vag!
Watermelondra: ...it hurts...

Tom: I am going to pound that vag!
Jinny: Be nice!
Tom: NEVER!
pound that vag by thesshade February 4, 2010

Pound Van Cab 

A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.

If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.

Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.

Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.

- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
Pound Van Cab by kovila13 February 19, 2012

Vanilla pound cake 

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

Vanilla pound cake 

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

Vanilla pound cake 

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline? 

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?
Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.