Pottergram 

Pottergram - someone who turns up at your party and bores the fuck out of everyone

i can't sleep let's order a pottergram

Pottergram by velmalovescock May 24, 2020

pottergasm 

An extreme overload of excitement induced by Harry Potter leading to an orgasm-like experience.

"like omg the 5th movie comes out 8 days before the last book! IM GONNA HAVE A POTTERGASM!!!"

pottergasm by gregalicious April 12, 2007

Pottergrad 

The new capital city of post-Brexit United Kingdom that Vladimir Putin is rumoured to be planning to build with oligarch money in order to fully inaugurate Queen Joanne Rowling, his puppet monarch, and to cement his power and influence in the west.

The U.K. is so transphobic now, it’s people would welcome Russian troops into the streets of Pottergrad and cheer when Queen Joanne is coronated.

Pottergrad by angryandtiredaf March 28, 2022

pottercrastination 

The art of procrastinating exclusively through any form of Harry Potter such as; re-wathcing the movies (preferably in a marathon) re-reading the books, quotes, memes, tumblr posts, fan-fiction, pottermore, potter forums, making your own wand, fan theories etc. A usual habit found in a Potterhead

Person 1: Today I procrastinated by reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone then watched the movie to pick out all of the mistakes/differences.

Person 2: You mean pottercrastination? Yeah I do that all the time!

pottercrastination by AccioWords January 28, 2017

Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock 

it doesn't make any sense, sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say, and its fucking long.

Charlie Sheen: im a Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock and that didnt make any sense but it sounds fun when you mix words together that sound odd because normal words are boring.

Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock by Zain :D January 10, 2012

potterfam

a potterhead group that treats each other as a family; we care for each other like a real one.

Potterfam since 2017; join now!

potterfam by nooonooonooo May 1, 2019

poltergrasam

A poltergeist haunting caused by a lack of sexual experience along with sexual frustration

This hunting is called a poltergrasam

poltergrasam by Anhabahsi August 26, 2021