Pottergram

Pottergram - someone who turns up at your party and bores the fuck out of everyone

i can't sleep let's order a pottergram

by velmalovescock May 24, 2020

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pottergasm

An extreme overload of excitement induced by Harry Potter leading to an orgasm-like experience.

"like omg the 5th movie comes out 8 days before the last book! IM GONNA HAVE A POTTERGASM!!!"

by gregalicious April 12, 2007

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The new capital city of post-Brexit United Kingdom that Vladimir Putin is rumoured to be planning to build with oligarch money in order to fully inaugurate Queen Joanne Rowling, his puppet monarch, and to cement his power and influence in the west.

The U.K. is so transphobic now, it’s people would welcome Russian troops into the streets of Pottergrad and cheer when Queen Joanne is coronated.

by angryandtiredaf March 28, 2022

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pottercrastination

The art of procrastinating exclusively through any form of Harry Potter such as; re-wathcing the movies (preferably in a marathon) re-reading the books, quotes, memes, tumblr posts, fan-fiction, pottermore, potter forums, making your own wand, fan theories etc. A usual habit found in a Potterhead

Person 1: Today I procrastinated by reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone then watched the movie to pick out all of the mistakes/differences.

Person 2: You mean pottercrastination? Yeah I do that all the time!

by AccioWords January 28, 2017

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Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock

it doesn't make any sense, sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say, and its fucking long.

Charlie Sheen: im a Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock and that didnt make any sense but it sounds fun when you mix words together that sound odd because normal words are boring.

by Zain :D January 10, 2012

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