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Pottergrad 

The new capital city of post-Brexit United Kingdom that Vladimir Putin is rumoured to be planning to build with oligarch money in order to fully inaugurate Queen Joanne Rowling, his puppet monarch, and to cement his power and influence in the west.
The U.K. is so transphobic now, it’s people would welcome Russian troops into the streets of Pottergrad and cheer when Queen Joanne is coronated.
Pottergrad by angryandtiredaf March 28, 2022
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Potterhead 

Amazingly cool people who are obsessed with Harry Potter.
Person 1: Have you got Deathly Hallows yet?

Person 2: Hell, yeah! I was at my local book shop from 7pm until Midnight on 20th July 2007 to buy it!

Person 1: 'Course, you're such a Potterhead *gazes adoringly*
Potterhead by TheNargleKid October 17, 2009

Potterheads 

Potterheads - Someone incredibly proud to be apart of the Harry Potter Generation and have stuck with Harry Until The Very End.
Potterheads by Potter123 August 16, 2011

Potterhead 

Unbothered by these basic muggles who are clearly not potterheads
Potterhead by steften August 7, 2012

Potterhead 

For all you poor muggles and squibs who have no idea the wow-ness of Harry Potter, a Potterhead is part of the best fandom in the world. Potterheads have read ALL the books, watched the movies, and were annoyed that Harry Potter himself did not use the Elder wand to fix his own. Potterheads are those who know who Peeves and Winky are, are found to say 'always' and have a slight panic attack when hearing the words magic or giant. Also, Potterheads can be found trying to bring children into the fandom and (usually) read or write fanfictions. Potterheads are known for the amount of online friends they have and the lack of real friends.
A: Hagrid is such a weirdo.
B (Potterhead): WHAT TF YOU JUST SAY YOU OFFEND HAGRID YOU OFFEND ME IMMA GO GET GRAWP ON YOU (etc. etc.)
A: Who's Grawp?
B: OMG JUST DONT EVEN TALK TO ME
Potterhead by Potterscrinator September 26, 2013

Potterhead 

Generally someone who loves harry potter (like me) mostly amazing people that have not much to do in their lives...will know every single fact to harry potter!
Potterhead: did you know that Emma Watson is related to an accused witch (true fact..told you I am a Potterhead)
Dude: seriously...you are such a POTTERHEAD
Potterhead by HARRYPOTTERRULES4LYF September 14, 2011

pottergasm 

An extreme overload of excitement induced by Harry Potter leading to an orgasm-like experience.
"like omg the 5th movie comes out 8 days before the last book! IM GONNA HAVE A POTTERGASM!!!"
pottergasm by gregalicious April 12, 2007