(n) Potential enchiladas. The collection of all necessary ingredients to make enchiladas but not having actually made them yet. The potential or ability to buy enchiladas.
Man 1: I see that you have all the ingredients to make enchiladas.
Man 2: Yes, right now they are just potenchiladas.
Woman 1: All we have to eat in the house are potenchiladas.
Woman 2: How long will it take to turn them into enchiladas, I'm starving?
The word is potential without the -ial. It is meant to be used with uttermost respect and passion. You can use it anyway you want to fill the void of potential.
Nick: "Do you guys want to have some casuals tonight?"
JT: "Potench, just gotta go to the gym"
Nick (to Cameron and Ethan): "Low potench on JT actually pulling thru")
Pronounced "potential" without the "tial", but leave the "t" and add "ench." Meaning, a prospective dating companion. You are not yet talking to this person, but he/she is a strong possiblility.
Robin: "OO guuurl, you see that boy over there. He is so foiyne"
Marquia: "I think his name is Devon"
Robin: Oh you know Devon?? I'm bout to make him my potench!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!