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A combination of two people who claim not to be homosexual yet insist on sharing a bed.
Kid 1: Lets go to Tarzan and Yogi's room
Kid: No man, they're a Potlani.
Potlani by MisterStupid December 1, 2011
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Nickname for the largest city in Oregon (Portland) because of the copious amounts of marijuana.

According to damn Californians we're all big ass stoner hippies up in this fair city.
Check out definitions for Portland to understand more about why it's awesome. Potland is just for the weed.
potland by Rachal Ray May 24, 2009
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Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.
"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"
polanis by matt March 2, 2004
a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan
"that's when the fit hit the shan"-polanis

"he was one mean SOB"-polanis

"He was a son of a bee sting, you though i was gonna say it didn't ya?"-polanis
polanis by ohgodddd December 8, 2006

potlandania 

The imaginary peace land of the potheads.
The place where all stoners meet.
Dude man I am from planet Potlandania!

Smoking a doob...10 min. later...
Next stop: Potlandania!
Oana: Yo man... I am at Potlandania!
Inga: How'd you get there maaan?
Oana: I smoked a shitload of weed man! wan' some?
potlandania by MarijOana March 16, 2009
someone who uses the same jokes over and over again, and constantly goes out of his way to be a douchebag.
-first day of school to last day of school: The fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, said polanis every day because hes a douche.
-Port is a classy city, said polanis.
polanis by g-town September 30, 2006

potanist 

A person trained as a botanist, with a specific emphasis in the scientific study of Cannabis.
His thesis on the healing properties of Cannabis have cemented his place as a world-class potanist.
potanist by lavman August 5, 2010
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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