Potei

What is Potei you might ask? It is a slag/common derivative for narcotics used in Denmark usually substances of opiods. You usually use this at a party or in a dark alleyway, they use this as a mockery to the neighboring languages Norway and Sweden where they say "potet" and "potatis", where in Denmark they say "kartoffel", therefore they use this as a form of mockery.

Person 1: Yo bro what's good, you enjoying the party?
Person 2: Bro I'm geeking, I need some potei on god.
Person 1: Don't worry bro, I've got some potei around the corner, my dude Leon will hook you up.

Potei by TheDanishSlangFreak August 25, 2025

Potential Victim 

Often abbreviated to "PV".

Commonly used to refer to a girl with whom you are considering courtship/elopement/copulation/mating/etc. Typically used by people who are less than attractive to begin with; therefore their person-of-desire is considered "prey".

"Spot any PV's (potential victims) tonight at that house party?"

"I'm going to walk around the club and look for some PV's. I'll report back to you with the results."

Potential Victim by kngcn August 20, 2012

Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

Poseidon's Kiss by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Poseidons Kiss 

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

Poseidons Kiss by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

Poetic Justice 

When life hands someone their Karma in an elegant way, with witnesses and without any encouragement from victims or victors. It's the balancing of the scales of Justice in a way that would make a good story for others to learn from.

Honey, after all she did to you, it is poetic justice when karma is served.

Poetic Justice by Flowerbaby April 16, 2019

potentidate 

Someone you're interested in dating.

Someone who has potential for being in a relationship with you.

"What do you think about J?"

"He's definitely a potentidate!"

potentidate by bdazzle August 1, 2013

Poseidon's Sacrifice 

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.

I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

Poseidon's Sacrifice by TheMadHead May 9, 2018