Potatoporn 

The actual act of watching full limbless porn as it if its a attraction for some people who enjoy this subject

He loves the the idea that they can't run out or fight back when watching potatoporn

Potatoporn by KingBlumpkin December 10, 2023

Potatopants 

When one of heavy weight wears tight pants to the extent where it's so wrinkled that it looks like a potato.

*At Wal-Mart

Me: Well shit, there's potatopants everywhere.

Potatopants by Reeceisgay January 28, 2014

PotatoOrgy 

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

PotatoOrgy by Captain47 November 22, 2011

PotatoLord 

A user on the Nintendo Switch

Hey PotatoLord What’s your friend code?

I’m not telling you?!?

Splatoon stuff lol

PotatoLord by Splashley is talking to people October 6, 2018

Potatophrenia 

The condition when you're not particularly sleepy, not particularly jobless but all you feel like doing is potating.

John did nothing all day during the pandemic, he had a serious case of potatophrenia

Potatophrenia by KingBaba333 May 7, 2020

Potatoons 

The best youtuber

Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation”

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”

Potatoons by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021

potatopoii 

discord user potatopoii#0001 has a gigantic 48cm (19 inch) penis and he’s admin with allah cat on the best discord anarchy server (discord.gg/HTu8KcSK37)

obama: look it’s potatopoii i heard he’s admin on the best anarchy server and he has a gigantic penis

barley: *cries* my anarchy server good too and i too have big 3 cm penis :’(

potatopoii by barley2837 April 24, 2021