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Clete Potato Pancakes 

They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”

Potato Pancake

What Walter Bedeker's wife Ethel is; from the Twilight Zone episode "Escape Clause".
Walter Bedeker: Ethel, YOU are a potato pancake; you're as tasteless as a potato pancake.
Potato Pancake by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010

Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.
"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"

potato pancake jizzfest 

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.
Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!

potato pancake

a golden brown, flat, fried, pan-like object usually comprised of potato, lightly salted, dipped in catsup.
"May i have a Potato Pancake" says Kristin. "What the fuck is that?" Says chow hall server

Potato Pancake

Gary was expecting a high-five and puts his hand up but receives a fist bump into his open palm. This is called a Potato Pancake