Definitions by Madcow81

All tits and no whistles 

When someone looks hot but has no brains.

Look at that girl she’s all tits and no whistles

All tits and no whistles by Madcow81 October 18, 2020

Sheep toss 

You put two fingers in the pink your thumb in the stink grab the her by the hair and toss her on the bed.

I walked up behind my girlfriend and sheep tossed her on the bed.

Sheep toss by Madcow81 August 2, 2019

Getting poptarted 

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

Getting poptarted by Madcow81 January 2, 2017