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Your such a potard!
potard by allie September 5, 2003
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Far-right person that reads and posts to 4chans politically incorrect board (/pol/).
Damn this board is full of poltards.
Poltard by Tranny420 December 3, 2020

Obramboslovska petarda 

A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.

The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.
They performed an obramboslovska petarda.
The Obramboslovska petarda was a real success.
Obramboslovska petarda by nakrovu November 8, 2018
that dude is such a potarto!
Potarto by Microdaddy September 6, 2017
a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.
to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.
petard by Dr. Dave January 7, 2004
Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
photarded by u5terk March 2, 2009