Patard 

To do or say something so stupid, people would want to hit you, but instead, turn to this very word.

dude 1: I want to watch my show!!!

dude 2: youll have to wait til my show is over, im watching 60 minutes.

dude 1: how long will that take?

dude 2: OH MY GOSH!!!!! you are such a patard!!!!

Patard by Patar the Gr8 October 14, 2012

Patard 

A guitar made out of a punishment.

Dude you play that patard like my girlfriend.

Patard by The Brawny Man October 7, 2022

Obramboslovska petarda 

A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.

The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.

They performed an obramboslovska petarda.
The Obramboslovska petarda was a real success.

Obramboslovska petarda by nakrovu November 8, 2018

patarn 

A patarn is one who originated from the boarders of Afghanistan and apart of Pakistan, from the city Peshawar, and speak pushtu- but the people don’t like to be specified as neither afghan or Pakistani; they just call themselves pushtoons! Patarns are beautifully sculpted and blessed people who like to see themselves as lions because of how fierce they are!

They are brave beautiful people who take pride in their culture and religion!

Patarns are people who you always want to surround yourself around because they keep good company and know how to have a good laugh no matter what.

Patarns are the smart, however know when it’s time to use their fists; especially when it comes to their family who they would do absolutely everything for!
When one person goes against a pushtoon/patarn every patarn is involved, they come like a pack of wolves and have each others backs regardless. Patarns take pride and joy in eachother and always keep their reputation clean and sleek- known as just strong, ambitious and courageous people.

Guy: Who is that wurki? She’s so beautiful, smart and modest!

Guy 2: Don’t even take a second look bro! She’s patarn; if her dad and or brothers even see you breathe in her direction you’re a dead man!

patarn by Anonmm12 February 13, 2018

petard 

a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.

to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.

petard by Dr. Dave January 7, 2004

Ptarded 

Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks

Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.

Ptarded by ssatanica April 8, 2009

patharded 

The combination of pathetic and retarded characteristics. Someone that is so pathetic that they have crossed into retarded territory, yet cannot be clinically categorized as retarded.

I looked so patharded as I was bouncin' down da street in my low rider. I'm not sure if it was the bouncin' car, my grillz, my gauge earrings, or my pants on the ground that had people callin' me patharded. Oh well, whateva!

patharded by Mile High Stye January 17, 2010