Patard

To do or say something so stupid, people would want to hit you, but instead, turn to this very word.

dude 1: I want to watch my show!!!

dude 2: youll have to wait til my show is over, im watching 60 minutes.

dude 1: how long will that take?

dude 2: OH MY GOSH!!!!! you are such a patard!!!!

by Patar the Gr8 May 7, 2012

Patard

A guitar made out of a punishment.

Dude you play that patard like my girlfriend.

by The Brawny Man October 7, 2022