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Squeaky Tea Pot 

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.
Squeaky Tea Pot by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021

Tea Pot Princess 

The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid
Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu
Tea Pot Princess by Kavi February 13, 2005

Kansas City Tea Pot 

The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.
Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."

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1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.
1. "Here mate you're standing like a tea pot"
"Oh shit! Cheers mate"

2."That bloke who just put The Village People on the juke box is a right tea pot"
"You're right, shame there's no Pet Shop Boys"
Tea pot by gonkenstien August 16, 2012
Someone with a very short and stout penis,in refernce to the childhood song
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"
Tea Pot by TacehT November 23, 2004

tea pot dome 

when your getting "dome" you smash a tea pot over the head of the dealer of dome
Titz-WTF WAS THAT NOISE LAST NIGHT?

Drib-o, that was a serious case of tea pot dome, she'll be picking glass out of her hair for days
tea pot dome by Titz December 3, 2007