Post Op Security Service
A fictional secret government agency allegedly responsible for transporting and securing the President after death until constitutional succession procedures are completed.
According to internet lore, POST-OP agents wear heart-print boxer shorts, a mail carrier shirt labeled "POST-OP," and a drop-leg holster. Their primary vehicles include a clapped-out black Prius with pink underglow and a bizarre upward-angled exhaust, an absurdly overpowered semi truck, and a turbocharged black forklift. All agency vehicles display yellow-on-black license plates reading POSTOPSS.
The agency's defining characteristic is that it appears so ridiculous that nobody believes it could possibly be real, which supporters claim is exactly how it maintains secrecy.
Example:
"Dude, I just saw a black Prius with pink underglow, a weird exhaust, and a POSTOPSS plate
According to internet lore, POST-OP agents wear heart-print boxer shorts, a mail carrier shirt labeled "POST-OP," and a drop-leg holster. Their primary vehicles include a clapped-out black Prius with pink underglow and a bizarre upward-angled exhaust, an absurdly overpowered semi truck, and a turbocharged black forklift. All agency vehicles display yellow-on-black license plates reading POSTOPSS.
The agency's defining characteristic is that it appears so ridiculous that nobody believes it could possibly be real, which supporters claim is exactly how it maintains secrecy.
Example:
"Dude, I just saw a black Prius with pink underglow, a weird exhaust, and a POSTOPSS plate
Post Op Security Service by racoo01 June 23, 2026
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