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To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
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Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
by Baby_Kakes21 February 16, 2019
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post-maloned

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017
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Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019
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PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.
PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!
by AnitaAnu March 28, 2019
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Post Malone

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
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American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
by IG:mexican.ratita December 18, 2017
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