decoygrandma's definitions

Torcate

A cute joke-like response, typically between lovers, when someone takes a part of someones sentence and is reused and personalized to express love.

"You're crazy."
"Yeah, crazy about you!"
"Ha! Classic torcate."

by decoygrandma July 1, 2018

post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.

"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."

by decoygrandma July 20, 2018