Portmaiol

Portmaiol is a special feeling in the heart. It’s not heartbroken but it’s not heart whelming. You feel very portmaiol mostly when there’s a compromise.

Person 1: Hey i got you these.
Person 2: But I told you to get the chocolate ones.
Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Now i feel Portmaiol.

Portmaiol by Amelia Roberto August 6, 2021

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Portail

A word Jimmy Brooklyn makes up when he is on T.V.

Airlines something something, portail.

Portail by Activia13 July 2, 2012

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Portmaiol • portmantology • portaholic • Portail • Portiola • Portmangler • Postmail

Portmangler

One who coins painful and awkward portmanteaux.

"Check it out, Alice, I invented a cross between a spoon and a fork - I call it a fspoo-ork'n."

"Dang, Bob, you are such a gosh darned portmangler."

Portmangler by Lieg March 21, 2010

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portaholic

A portaholic is a person who instead of peeing in the woods would prefer to pee in port-a-potties. If a there are woods the same distance away as the port-a-potty the portaholic would always choose a port-a-potty.

(after seeing his friend walk out of a port-a-potty surrounded by woods) "Gosh Reggie your such a portaholic"

portaholic by beastmonkey1000 March 23, 2013