Protextile 

In general, anything that is an inanimate object, such as clothing, pencils, mugs, or socks. It can often be used as a substitute for expletives.

His protextiles were taken up by Mrs. Marks because they were distracting the class

Protextile by TogazOnTop November 15, 2022

Projectile boredom 

Constantly yawning due to boredom.

Kurt got a case of projectile boredom today in the accounting lecture.

Projectile boredom by Kurdtav January 2, 2011

Protective Custody

Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.

Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.

Protective Custody by ronmetrx1 June 19, 2011

projectile vomited 

1. when one is almost scared or surprised with something so heinous and disgusting that the contents of their bowels come up so fast as vomit that it lands some distance from the vomitee
2. when one vomits and it lands at least 3 feet in any direction away from them

- "when i saw shelia without makeup on for the first time i projetile vomited"
- "my dog was sick and projectile vomited from one end of the room to the other"
- "let me get my measuring tape out because i think you may have just projectile vomited"

projectile vomited by bobefet November 7, 2008

Projectile Vomiting 

When you can vomit in someones face who is on the other side of the room from you.

I ate some week old burritos and ended up projectile vomiting across the room.

Projectile Vomiting by frostystevens January 19, 2011

Erectile Projectile 

A penis which is full of semen, waiting to explode.

-removes my boxers and my member is a erectile projectile ready to be used-

Erectile Projectile by Omg_an_erectile_projectile October 23, 2010

Protective 

Someone can/is be protective of you when they care about you and the way you feel. They don't want you to get hurt, and want to protect your feelings. A protective person is always there talk to, and to hear you out when you have a problem. They are the best kind of friend because you can always trust them. They always have your back. Try not to ever lose a friend if they are protective of you because that kind of friend is hard to ever find again. Having someone be protective over you is the best feeling in one of the best feelings in the world.

Boy- Hey! How are you feeling today? better than yesterday?

Girl- Yeah. I am feeling better. Thanks for caring and being protective of me. It means a lot to me.

(they hug)

Protective by julialoveyaxo April 14, 2009