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One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.
Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!
by JoJo_Love June 16, 2010
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