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Port Holing 

Sexual postion on a ship. Like Doggy Style
"Bent her over in front of the port holes last night" "Great view, love port holing"
Port Holing by Disney Friend November 6, 2012

Potholing 

The practice of dunking your testicles in another person's anus
"Sophie was quite surprised to hear that Jonny was potholing her friend in the library toilets"
Potholing by MaximillianPower March 18, 2015

potholing 

To have sex with a cheap woman.
To delve into deep dark damp cavernous cavity. From the common use of potholing refering to caving but with reference to a loose woman rather than a geological formation.
Dave might be desperate but he still wouldnt resort to potholing.
potholing by spudman1977 January 26, 2008

Potholing 

Whilst in a semi conscious sleep state, you scrat your anus, often leading to being second knuckle deep before you wake up shame ridden
Mark often wakes up to wash his hands in the dark after an evenings potholing
Potholing by Gamma lover May 4, 2018

Portholing

When two prolapsed anuses touch each other
Steve and Greg had an amazing time portholing last night
Portholing by Bungwholer July 4, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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