porph

a person that is in a way different from everybody else

The porph did not go with the crowd.

by Yoo Kee Mit February 21, 2007

Porph

A porph is the sound a fart makes in a bathtub.

Dude! Did you hear that? I was just taking a bath & I farted and it went "porph"!

by boark August 4, 2009

Pornhub

A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does

*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"

by Dubiks October 17, 2018

Pornhub

A visual version of Urban Dictionary

In Pornhub you can look up how Alabama hot pocket looks in action.

by 32121 July 22, 2016

The Great PornHub Purge

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020

"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.

by Doses of Happiness December 15, 2020

Pornhub

The reason why incognito, private browser, and clearing search history was invented.

*horny teen boy: My mom took my phone last night and I didsnt delete my history :(((
"horny teen boy 2: OH SHIT BITCH
Pornhub

by bigdaddygay October 17, 2019

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017