proogling 

When faced with a vexing—and possibly spiritual / existential—question, to both pray and google for answers.

"I want you to lead this new kind of church workshop! You'd be perfect for it!"

"Uh, sure! Okay! That would be a great idea!" (wonders what they're talking about, so spends fifteen urgent minutes proogling to prepare)

proogling by reveilles December 31, 2020

Zombie-Proofing 

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.

I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.

Zombie-Proofing by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013

idiot proofing 

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.

They are idiot proofing the white house.

idiot proofing by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

Grian-Proofing

The act of adding a specific feature onto a theoretically finished contraption or building to stop Grian from tampering with it, which may result in said contraption/building being destroyed in a half a second.

To be used in the context of Minecraft

Grian-Proofing may also be used to classify some kind of lock on an object that stops it from being used by normal people that don't have the key.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've finished this massive redstone-only item filter."
Guy2: "Did you Grian-Proof it?"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... Would adding a misc. item bin be sufficient Grian-Proofing?"
Guy2: "Make sure he can't get the items back"
Guy1: >:3

Grian-Proofing by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

Cringling for a Pringling 

A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.

Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling

Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo

Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski

Cringling for a Pringling by Wheatboi February 23, 2019

proging 

To look through a person's things without their knowledge or permission

Dammit! I've told Tommy to stop proging through my stuff!

proging by JoeKing07 October 23, 2008

Sex Proofing 

Creating a safe and sound proof atmosphere in which to have sex. Minimizing the exposure of corners and getting the bed to stop squeaking

Jessica is sex proofing her room by putting pillows between the four poster bed and the wall so it wouldn't make to much noise

Sex Proofing by Wiggily Tiger December 25, 2008