Pornografi

When somebody twists every comment or situation into sexual double entendres

Maria just pornografied that innocent invitation to go for ice cream

by LuisPF February 17, 2019

the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.

Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.

by caitie b April 29, 2008

pornorific

a word used to describe something that is worthy of porn, or simply as good as porn.

You're new girlfriend is pornorific.

Mmmmm! this pie is pornorific!

by phorks August 29, 2003

Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

Pornograffiti

When people draw genitals, naked people, naked stickmen, or anything perversly sexual on something that doesn't belong to them

Jane drew a big fat penis on the sidewalk before the cement dried, she committed pornograffiti.

by twizee November 17, 2009

Pornograph

The singular instance of pornography, a single solitary pornographic image. Similar in it's meaning to electron micrograph (electron microscopy), photograph (photography) or radiograph (radiography).

Eric: Hey Jonny, I forgot to bring my porno mag, throw me your emergency pornograph

Jonny: One second man, let me get my wallet.

by dark-photon November 21, 2013

Pornographic Thespian

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.

Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

by rogerthewhale December 11, 2010