poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.

Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.

poobate by b14ze February 15, 2009

probate 

The "coming out" ceremony for those who were pledging, especially in the NPHC. This normally includes masks covering the faces of those who were pledging until they are revealed as the newest member of XYZ. Also, other Greeks will show up, especially those of that sorority or fraternity that the probate is of and their sorors and brothers from other schools as well as their own. Other occurances at a probate are: reciting the Greek alphabet, acknowledging your big sisters or big brothers, the announcement of the line name and ones individual line name. Following this event, which attracts a lot of members, especially of the black race, is a party. Also, the newest members of that organization are showered with memorabilia to keep.

Did you see the Delta probate last Thursday? There were five girls on line and they arrived in police cars.

probate by girlchucked May 5, 2006

Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Poobat 

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

Poobat by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

Poobat 

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

Poobat by stevo June 16, 2009

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

poolates by Difose October 16, 2008